Sorry to be a buzzkill here, but yes, you are gonna work for some soul-sucking jerk. Related: 7 Signs You Need to Start Looking for Another Job After Your Employer Is Acquired There's perhaps nothing more freeing than eyeballing contortionists as they twist themselves into pretzels in Spandex…or seeing Freddie Mercury vacuum floors in a teased-up wig, high heels and a leather skirt. Hot tip: Don't miss the official video for this song. You want a good recommendation, dontcha'? Break free, just don't break down in the break room in front of everyone, OK? Oh, and don't break away without being a professional champ and giving the customary two weeks' notice. You've done fallen out of love with your 9-to-5 and you can't get over the way your boss treats you like he (or she) does. God knows you want to break free, worker bee. double S in a fun song, so when he or she hears it, "the whole world will know" they're a "fool." Beats quitting in anger and collecting unemployment scraps. Afraid if you complain you'll "get the boot"? Know anyone like that? Yeah, that'd be pretty much everyone in this bunk economy. This is your jam if you want to quit your job but can't afford to. Related: The 6 Most Familiar 'Bad Boss' Types and What to Do About Them Don't blast it in the office, not unless you like the color pink, as in pink slip. Heads-up: This song is loaded with so many swears, it's not even close to SFW. Speaking of, is it Friday yet? Cheers to the freakin' weekend. And if you're going to work hard, you might as well play hard, too. Until you're at that point, baller, you better work. When you "got so much money you should start a bank," so much paper right in front of you it's hard to think, then you've got 99 problems and keeping your job ain't one.
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